Loki
WednesdaysLoki Quotes
Sylvie: I'm not gonna waste my time rooting around for the TemPad when someone taught you fairly decent magic.
Loki: My mother.
Sylvie: What was she like?
Loki: She was, um...A Queen of Asgard. She was good. Purely decent.
Sylvie: Are you sure she was your mother?
Loki: Oh, no, she's not actually. I was adopted. Is that a bit of a spoiler for you? Sorry about that.
Sylvie: No. I knew I was adopted.
Loki: What? They told you?
Sylvie: Yeah. Did they not tell you?
Loki: No. I mean, they did eventually.
Loki: Oh, you changed your name. Brilliant.
Sylvie: It's called an alias.
Loki: It's not very Loki-like.
Sylvie: Yeah? What exactly makes a Loki a Loki?
Loki: Independence, authority, style.
The Variant: Just give it back to me! You don't even know how to recharge it.
Loki: Of course I do. You're not the only tech-savvy Loki.
The Variant: Don't ever call me that.
Loki: Tech-savvy?
The Variant: No, a Loki.
Loki: A few questions.
The Variant: Have you really got nothing else better to do?
Loki: Rude. Are you sure you're a Loki?
The Variant: You're in my way.
Loki: You are my way.
Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it. And I'm just lucky that the chaos I emerged into gave me all of this...My own glorious purpose.
Mobius
You know, some things...Actually, most things in history are kinda dumb, and everything gets ruined eventually. But in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function, which we call the jet ski, and a reasonable man cannot differ.
Mobius
Loki: What could possibly go wrong? We gotta properly test this theory.
Mobius: Well, here's a fun theory. You lure me out into the field, and then you stab me in the back. And that's a theory I don't wanna test.
Loki: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.
Mobius: Loki, I've studied almost every moment of your entire life. You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, fifty times.
Loki: Well, I'd never do it again because it got old.
Mobius: I need you to go over each and every one of the Variant's case files, and then give me your...How do I put it? Your unique Loki perspective. And who knows? Maybe there's something that we missed.
Loki: Well, you're idiots. I suspect you probably missed a lot.
Hunter B-15: We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.
Loki: They're the lesser kind, to be clear.
Loki: I don't enjoy hurting people. I...I don't enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I've had to.
Mobius: Okay, explain that to me.
Loki: Because it's part of the illusion. It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
Mobius: A desperate play for control. You do know yourself.
Loki: A villain.
Mobius: That's not how I see it.
Mobius: It's funny, for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot. You might even say it's in your nature.
Loki: You know, things didn't turn out so well for the last person who said that to me.
Mobius: Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson. Didn't the Avengers come together to literally avenge him by defeating you?
Loki: Little solace to a dead man.
Mobius: I'm taking you someplace to talk.
Loki: I don't like to talk.
Mobius: But you do like to lie, which you just did. Because we both know you love to talk. Talkie-talkie.
