Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes
Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.
Nico
I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?
Nico [to Janice]
You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?
Roy
Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.
What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.
Victory
Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.
If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.
Nico
I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?
Shane
Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?
Victory
I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.
Joe
Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..
[about Joe Bennett]
Nico: Are you required to use his full name in bed?
Victory: [no response]
Nico: Oh my god, she had to think about it.
