Lethal Weapon
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on FOXLethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 11: "Lawmen" Quotes
We have enough cops out there not playing by the rules.
Murtaugh
Bracken: Do I look worried?
Murtaugh: You look guilty.
Bracken: Well, in that case I might need to get myself a good lawyer, huh? Hey, you think you can get me a sit down with your wife? I heard she's very expensive by the hour, but worth it.
I framed a man for murder, Riggs.
Avery
Riggs: Is this a trick? Like some kind of test?
Avery: Not for you, but maybe for me.
Riggs: I'm confused, but you know what fixes that? Scotch.
Riggs: If we're going to get into a fight with police officers in a bowling alley, then there's one thing you need to know: hit first.
Avery: Find out who in the Sheriff's department had access to the routes. And even before I say this I can hear my future self laughing at my current self, be delicate about it.
Riggs: Delicate. Like plucking an eyelash from a pit bull.
Murtaugh: Do me a favor. Tell your future self to call me. I'm worried about you.
Samuel: It's good to know a fellow Texan's on the case.
Murtaugh: And one of Englewood's finest.
Samuel: Well, ain't that a comfort.
Murtaugh: In light of the circumstances, I won't take offense to that.
Samuel: In light of the circumstances, maybe you should.
Trish: What I get, Roger, is that you're and LAPD cop who bleeds LAPD blue. And I love you for that. Let's just say the subtlety of the law is not a simple discussion.
Roger: All I'm saying is at the end of the day you either did or you didn't do it. It's just that simple.
Bike cop: You're a cop? Seriously?
Riggs: Funny. I was going to ask you guys the same thing. You know, my father said a man should never wear shorts to work, but if he saw these shorts...you know it's the cut of them. That's what makes them sexy.
Bike cop: Three tickets.
If the bad guys have a car, what do you do, call 911?
Riggs