![Land of Women](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--en4nXCey--/t_banner/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1719250491/land-of-women-s01e01-s1e1.png)
Land of Women
WednesdaysLand of Women Season 1 Episode 1: "Chapter 1" Quotes
Gala: I look like the curtains
Friend: I thought you already had a dress.
Gala: I did. I ordered a dress. This is what came. Yeah. I'm already having a midlife crisis. You think I'm gonna squeeze my ass into some pleather?
Friend: Okay, first of all, this is not a midlife crisis. Okay? Call me when you're accidentally tripping over your nipples.
Amat: American, huh?
Gala: A little bit. Can you tell?
Amat: "A little bit," yeah. Don't look like a country girl either.
Kate: He's calling you a snob.
Gala: Yeah, I understand Spanish, honey.
So, we have no car, no house, but we do have a bag full of wet money.
Kate
Okay. This isn't a girl's trip. Uh, we, uh -- we don't have any money. Your dad didn't invest very wisely, and now I can't pay for your university. I can't pay for Mom's nursing home. I'm going to lose the store. So all we have is that house and the money in this bag.
Gala
Gala: You think she's someone else, mom.
Julia: I do not. That's Catalina. She's thinner now. She must have drunk her own poison.
Montse: No, ma'am. I'm Montse.
Julia: I am so sorry, sweetie. I thought you were someone else from town. A viper with a very long tongue.
Montse: No, I know Catalina. She was my mom. She died last year.
They say the measure of a man is how he acts in crisis. Fight or flight. Clearly, my husband is a flyer, and I'm -- well, I'm just going to have to fix this myself.
Gala