Xiomara: You're sorry? My mom is late because of me.
Immigration Officer: Reason doesn’t matter.
Xo: Oh yeah, it does. Because I have cancer. No, no do not look away. I have tubes coming out of me and puss dripping in these bags, and it hurts like hell, but I came here to see my mom take this damn test because being a citizen of this country is important to her. So, I am going to need you to let her take that fricking test.
Narrator: Well, if there was ever a moment to play the cancer card, this was it.

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Jane: And like I said, I love you.
Petra: Well, thank you. I appreciate your explanation.
Jane: You have to say it back.
Petra: I don’t want to.
Jane: Petra…
Petra: Can I say it in Czech?
Jane: No, I want it in English right now.
Petra: Fine. I love you too. Just don’t cry in front of J.R. Ever

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Wow, I’ve never seen anyone not like Jane before. It’s honestly a turn on.

Petra

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Okay, things not to bring up. Let’s start with the three “I’s.” Insemination, infidelity, and any other indiscretions.

Petra

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