It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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if we could get in some pleasant banter and punctuate it with some witty jokes, we could be set.
Frank
I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!
Dennis
Well it's a cock ring, for, uh, all my lovers.
Dee
Uh, well, don't talk about the system.
Dennis
He's engaging you physically.
Mac
Dennis: I could find you oddly sexy.
Date: Excuse me?
Dennis: That was supposed to be, uh, a compliment.
Kim, hon, I'm detecting a little vibe from you - so why don't you come sit here.
Dennis
I feel like he's the one who rescued me.
Dennis
We can make much money!
Charlie
I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've kind of had trouble closing it with the waitress.
Charlie
Oh sorry, let me explain. We're doing a Wade Boggs type thing, and that makes me sort of the Bud Selig of the group.
Mac
I need an Advil, a roll of duct tape, a pack of peanuts, and four beers.
Frank