Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore" Quotes
Juliet: Don't you see? They're all protecting each other.
Vanessa: This is what they always do.
Dean Reuther: I'm sorry. Who are you?
Chuck: If I could say something. I for one can fully corroborate Miss Waldorf's story. She was indeed having an affair with Professor Forrester. I know this because I keep tabs on everyone Blair sees and talks to, due to my insatiable jealousy. Though she did state something to the effect that he didn't quite satisfy her like I used to.
Blair: It's true.
Why would I jeopardize my college career by lying? So go ahead, fire Colin. Oh wait! He already quit. So let's just go in and enjoy some jeté. Allegro.
Blair
Face it, at the end of the day you're an outsider just like me. And if it's ever between one of us and Serena van der Woodsen, they will always choose Serena.
Vanessa
Everyone your own age is mad at you so you're befriending the dean?
Nate
Serena: I don't understand. You brought Colin as your date. Are you on a sugar high?
Blair: No. He's your date. Not mine.
Looks like the chip on Vanessa's shoulder just went digital.
Gossip Girl
Hurry! There's a Bass on the loose and it's hungry. Actually, so am I.
Blair
Colin: I came to my senses and did what I should have done weeks ago. I called the dean and told her I am done teaching at Columbia. I even managed to find a replacement.
Blair: Just when I had written you off. Well not "just" ... I kind of wrote you off weeks ago. Sorry.
Serena: How do you feel about ballet?
Dan: Watching or performing?
If KGB can't get me to talk, Chuck Bass has no chance.
Dorota
Blair: What are you doing here? Step any closer and I'll scream.
Chuck: You better believe you will. If we're going to end this we have to start the immersion therapy right away.
Blair: What are you talking about? This is a detox. We have to stay away from each other.
Chuck: Where's the fun in that?
Blair: Cleanses aren't fun, they're effective.