Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 1 Episode 7: "Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess" Quotes
Jake: Is it bathsalts? Cause I've seen it and they, they start eat each others faces! We have to stop it...
Abby: They soaked tampons in vodka!
Phoebe: No. No way.
Abby: Yes way. First they started drinking and then they didn't want the calories...Jade's idea! I told you...
Jake: Hold on, hold on. So what you're saying is...
Abby: Their vaginas are on fire!
I'll give you a hundred dollars if you punch Becca in the boob.
Phoebe
Good. I'm working on a new Phoebe and new Phoebe doesn't like to be taken advantage of by people she cares about.
Phoebe
It's just all about youknowwho. It's like I invited Princess Jasmine and then I killed her.
Abby
I know you and Jake aren't you and Jake anymore, but I still see it Ab.
Max
Abby: So I had unprotected sex two nights ago and went off the pill after I split up with Jake.
Doctor: Abby.
Abby: I know. Unprotected sex bad.
Delia: So, Jake. Give me the blow by blow.
Abby: Well, there was only one blow, but there was a lot of other stuff.
Call me crazy, but I think his dick has gotten bigger.
Abby
Delia, I cannot handle a lecture on how sleeping with your ex can change the date of your future separation.
Abby
OK, if you must, Joseph Gordon Levitt read the Ukraine script and apparently he flipped out over it.
Jake