Abby: Oh my God. Delia, you're in love with him.
Delia: I hate love.

• Permalink: I hate love.
• Added: January 28, 2015

Phoebe: I don't see the problem here at all.
Abby: It's a couple of booty calls and then the old chick helps you with your career.
Phoebe: No, that's not Will. It's sexy. You have beauty and clout. He loves it,

• Permalink: No, that's not Will. It's sexy. You have beauty and clout. He loves it,
• Added: January 28, 2015

You know, the last time I offered to cook for you, you ran like I offered to light your hair on fire. So what happens if I try again?

Will

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• Added: January 28, 2015

No. First you declare some kind of affection and then you screw Courtney?

Delia

• Permalink: No. First you declare some kind of affection and then you screw Courtney?
• Added: January 28, 2015

You posted a photo of your 'man junk' on the interweb

Abby

• Permalink: You posted a photo of your 'man junk' on the interweb
• Added: January 28, 2015

So my man needs me to screw other men because he loves me.

Max

• Permalink: So my man needs me to screw other men because he loves me.
• Added: January 28, 2015

You can be authentic when you get your own column. In the meantime, bullshit. [and sing it with jazz hands]

Jo

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• Added: January 28, 2015

Abby: That is terrifying and racist all at the same time. That's impressive.
Jo: I try my best.

• Permalink: I try my best.
• Added: January 28, 2015