Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 1 Episode 5: "Rule #21: Leave Childishness to Children" Quotes
But when I found out she was a pill-addicted shoplifter, I felt closer to her!
Lyla
Lyla: No, no, no, no, no. I don't want your help. I asked you for one thing tonight: keep it simple. And on some childish whim you decide to have a theme night.
Annie: I think it made her feel very comfortable.
Lyla: It doesn't make anyone comfortable. It made me feel... Mom, I looked like an idiot. We all did. Just go to bed. Do something. Just get out.
Just go home and enjoy your revenge sex. Seriously, take him home, it's a school night.
Jake
Abby: Well trust me, no one in this club is your age, Lily.
Lily: Look who's talking.
Abby: That's it! We're done.
Abby: Holy shit!
Lily: Holy shit.
Phoebe: It's not all about PIV. Penis in vagina. With three people, there are exponentially more ways to get off, like TIV, VOV...
Abby: Alright!
Phoebe: And then of course, my favorite. PIB. Just don't knock it until you've tried it.
Sounds super awkward!
Abby