Sasappis: My girlfriend lives in his car.
Thorfinn: There she lives in a land ship.
Alberta: He just said, “car.” You can’t repeat cars like you don’t want to learn?!
Thorfinn: Thor don’t like your hat.
Alberta: [Gasps]

Sam: Freddie, I can’t tell you how much we appreciate all the work you’ve been doing. I honestly don’t know how we got along with you.
Hetty: Don’t compliment the help. In order to perform at their best, they must be kept hungry and afraid.

Flower: Security camera? That’s creepy. I don’t want to be watched.
Pete: Flower, you’re invisible.
Flower: Oh yeah! That would’ve come in handy when I robbed that bank.

Trevor: I was joking! I wasn’t turned on at all.
Hetty: My friend, that lie would be a lot easier to sell … with some pants on.
Trevor: That’s involuntary. Don’t read into it.
[He looks down at his crotch]
Trevor: Damn you.

Ghosts Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Trevor: I was joking! I wasn’t turned on at all.
Hetty: My friend, that lie would be a lot easier to sell … with some pants on.
Trevor: That’s involuntary. Don’t read into it.
[He looks down at his crotch]
Trevor: Damn you.

Flower: Security camera? That’s creepy. I don’t want to be watched.
Pete: Flower, you’re invisible.
Flower: Oh yeah! That would’ve come in handy when I robbed that bank.