Flower: You know, there is an upside to a broken washing machine.
Hetty: What could possibly be good about this deadly monstrosity?
Flower: Sit on it.
Hetty: Sit on it?
Flower: Yes!
Hetty: Why would I ever do something like that?
Flower: Just trust me.

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No! Jay! No! Come back and push the button.

Hetty

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Sam: The ghosts think that I should start a podcast about Alberta’s murder.
Jay: A murder pod where you have access to the actual victim? I love it!

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Stage Manager: You! I’m desperate. Can you go on tonight?
Alberta: Oh, me? In the spotlight? I don’t know.
[He turns to a different backup singer]
Stage Manager: Fine. How about you?
[Alberta cuts him off]
Alberta: Ah, ah, ah! My turn!

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