Futurama Quotes
Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash!
Zoidberg
Amy: They never made wise use of the land. When my ancestor Reginald Wong landed here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute.
Bender: Pathetic!
Uh, God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but [large bag of money lands in front of him] - alright, alright, I'll shut up!
Zoidberg
Zoidberg: Ah yes, better. A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Amy: Sounds good. See you Monday!
Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.
Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you! Hahahahaha!
Zoidberg
Fry: He always has time for me: whether it's sending me off on a delivery or pulling me aside and telling me I'm doing a bad job.
Bender: Ooo, hefty. You could really bash in a skull with this thing.
Scruffy: I know, right?
Let's hover-roll.
Fry
My God, it's full of geezers.
Bender
It's not just safe it's 40% safe!
Bender
Zoidberg: I'm Dr. Zoidberg I'm very important.
Leela: Hey Zoidberg you forgot to empty this trash can!
