Friends Season 2 Episode 14: "The One with the Prom Video" Quotes
Ross: (About Casey, Rachel's date) Do you have any idea what he wants to do with her?
Chandler: Well I'm guessing do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much just get down tonight.
Joey: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
Phoebe: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: No, I'm all right, thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. Ooh, okay, you have got to give me a second, I want to get this just right. (Sticking out her gut, clearing her throat, and sniffing her nose; then in her best male voice) Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. (Going back to her normal voice) That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
(About Ross and Rachel kissing) He's her lobster!
Phoebe
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Well, hello Mr. Kotter!
Joey