Friends Season 1 Episode 11: "The One with Mrs. Bing" Quotes

You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt, but not a mom.

Joey

Mrs. Bing: (On TV) I bought my son his first condoms.
(Pause)
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.

Friends Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Ross: Well, not playing raquetball!
Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size!
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues.

Phoebe: Going to the hospital tonight?
Monica: No, you?
Phoebe: No, you?
Monica: You just asked me.
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question.

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