Friends Season 3 Episode 12: "The One with All the Jealousy" Quotes
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich. Why don't you guys get a magician?
Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my beer with his butt cheeks, then all right.
(To Ross about Rachel) You could send her a musical bug, no... wait you've already done that.
Chandler
(Singing)
Barbershop Quartet
Mr. Pretentious, you think there's no one finer!
Well your poems are unpublished and you work in a diner!
You're no God's gift to women - That's all in your head!
You are just a buttmunch!
(One singer singing)
No one likes a buttmunch!
(All singing)
And you're also bad in bed!