Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 1 Episode 6: "The Big Five Oh" Quotes
Ruby: We are having a girls' night. I am not going through my twenties again without getting drunk off of box wine and waking up to a bad manicure.
Elena: Why would anyone want to do that?
Ruby: Because it's fun!
You know, they used to burn women like me. Childless, unmarried, smart. A woman who doesn't need a man to self-actualize is a threat to the status quo. Well, I say, 'Good. Let 'em come for me.'
Camille
And now, I'm turning fifty, and I'm filling out dating profiles. And trying not to drink every day.
Nettie
Margot: Can I feel them?
Cam: Yes!
Margot: Feel like beefsteak tomatoes or something.
Cam: Net, you want a grope?
Nettie: I'm good.
Cam: Well, that makes three free rounds courtesy of my amazing tatas!
Margot: You're going to have to put on a cardigan cause I can't be too wasted to eat dinner.
Ladies, a toast. To divorce, and naps, and amazing boobs! And to at least fifty more years of friendship.
Cam
Margot: Guys, who have to eat before we say things we're going to regret.
Nettie: Okay, choose a side or stay out of it, Switzerland!
Margot: Things are a mess with my friends, okay? We had a huge fight and everyone's upset and I was just hoping you could help me figure out a way to fix it.
Elena: That would be nice, wouldn't it? To be able to fix other people's problems.
Margot: Isn't that kind of your specialty?
Elena: I just lay the chess board and everyone has to play their own game.
Margot: How do I die?
Elena: I don't know exactly. I assume you neglect yourself in order to make other people happy. Which is a lovely characteristic...
Margot: Until it isn't
Nettie: Fifty is not too old to find yourself.
Margot: Not when you have friends.
