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Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 14 Episode 16: "Heartbreak Dog" Quotes
Love is a powerful compass.
Joe
We can make this work, like couples who meet on Craig's List.
Brian
Oh, Brian's a complete dick, we all know that, but I think we're losing sight of the point that Bonnie's a weird slut who's always letting you know she's open for business.
Quagmire
I'm a bigger scumbag than Spock.
Brian
Here, we brought you guys an orchid from Trader Joe's, because we don't know or care about any of your interests.
Peter
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