What have we got today, boss? A sign of the apocalypse?

Folsom [to Maxine]

Nora: Why go to all the trouble?
Gil: Money. A whole lot of money.

Nora: You're pissed.
Maxine: At myself. There's a bad seed in my system.

Sorry. I didn't know I was guarding a portal to clown hell or whatever.

Metz [to Folsom]

Allie: Can I leave you alone?
Folsom: Leave your radio on.

Dr. Ramirez. But he hasn't been on this floor in years. Too many living people.

Max [to Nora]

This lab, CSI, is a crime scene.

Maxine

Folsom: Are you a Stephen King fan?
Allie: No.
Folsom: Then forget ...
Allie: It.

If David Hodges goes down, then this lab's reputation never recovers.

Maxine [to Sara]

They know. Yeah, it's going to have to be dealt with.

Kline

Hey, Watson. The game's afoot.

Gil [to Sara]

Ah, that smell. So many memories.

Gil

CSI: Vegas Season 1 Quotes

Deputy: The detectives are asking if there's any more guns in the house.
Brass: Guns? Sure. There's a bunch. But LVPD is good at their jobs. They'll find them.

Maxine: The homeowner is Jim Brass.
Allie: Is this going to be like the time I didn't know who Drew Carey was.