Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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They have boundary issues.
Greg (about Rebecca and Paula)
What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, 'Oh Josh is such a nice guy, Josh is so happy-go-lucky! Josh can't be in a bad mood!' Well, you know what? Josh CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Josh is be in a bad mood.
Josh
Greg: That bladder inflammation is my little gift to you, yeah sometimes chicks need medication after what I put them through! [to Rebecca] Come on, sing with me!
Rebecca: No, I'm not gonna do that.
Paula: Doctor, what's wrong with my cookie?
Doctor: I don't know what's wrong with your cookie, but hers is a mess!
Are that condoms that can prevent these feelings? Is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill the fluttering in my heart? Is there an IUD that can stop the image of you and me?
Rebecca
Rebecca: Josh, focus on your girlfriend and on your family. And the next time you want to come and talk to me, don't just show up at my door.
Josh: Um...okay.
Rebcca: Yeah, okay, cool. Could you go? I have something that I need to do.
Josh: Are you kicking me out?
Rebecca: A little bit. Bye Josh.
This isn't about anyone else but you. You're not second choice. I promise.
Rebecca (to Greg)
If we're not chasing Josh, then you're not gonna want to hang out with me anymore. I know it...He's our glue. He's what holds us together.
Paula
Greg: This isn't gonna be like a roll in the hay and then you go home. This is gonna be three days of you and me ruining each other, and not emotionally. Is that what you want?
Rebecca: When do we start?
We don't need Josh Chan because I don't need him.
Rebecca
See? There is love in your life. You just have to know where to find it.
Dream Ghost
I imagine my life as a series of musical numbers.
Rebecca
