Community Season 5 Episode 13: "Basic Sandwich" Quotes
We'll definitely be back next year. If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that's canon.
Abed
I teach law at Greendale, so believe me, I don't know much about law.
Jeff
It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis.
Professor Duncan
We're like Goonies, except our story tracks logically.
Abed
What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?
Dean Pelton
Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office.
Dean Pelton
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