You don't want to live a life of missionary boredom. You and I are freaks. That Ken doll is never going to make you squirt. Dr. Ken [to Shelley] Permalink: You don't want to live a life of missionary boredom. You and I are freaks. That Ken doll is... Added: July 02, 2017
You don't want to live a life of missionary boredom. You and I are freaks. That Ken doll is never going to make you squirt.
Virginia: Are you serious?Jenn: Serious as a pair of spoiled Spanx. Permalink: Serious as a pair of spoiled Spanx. Added: July 02, 2017
Virginia: Are you serious?Jenn: Serious as a pair of spoiled Spanx.
Jenn: Sorry I'm late. I had to drop the girls off at the babysitter's because Bryce came home late.Customer: He's not cheating on you?Jenn: No. That was my last husband. Bryce don't cheat. Permalink: No. That was my last husband. Bryce don't cheat. Added: July 02, 2017
Jenn: Sorry I'm late. I had to drop the girls off at the babysitter's because Bryce came home late.Customer: He's not cheating on you?Jenn: No. That was my last husband. Bryce don't cheat.
