Chuck Season 4 Episode 5: "Chuck Versus the Couch Lock" Quotes
We wake up in some of the best dumpsters in the city.
Jeff
Morgan: It's three on one down there Casey.
Casey: Just the way I like it.
Sarah, I'm kinda starting to think that my mom might be one of the bad guys.
Morgan: Can you just get Casey back to my apartment in Echo Park? There's a key under the mat.
Lester: No, no, we got keys.
Casey: In an alley, 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Jeff: Don't worry Casey. I know that dumpster.
His neck was very, very thick. I was always very jealous of it 'cause I think in Roman times it was a sign of a great warrior to have a neck like that. Don't quote me on that. That's Wikipedia, so it's probably at best, spotty.
Morgan
Once I actually saw him palm an entire watermelon.
Morgan
I wanted to tell him how handsome he was! And I never got a chance darn it. That man could fill out a uniform. That's not a physique of a middle-aged man. Am I right?
Morgan
Ya know if there was one word I'd use to describe John Casey, that word would be forgiveness. Big, gun-loving, Commie-hating, forgiveness.
Morgan
Don't you worry about a thing. I am gonna eulogize the hell out of you buddy.
Morgan
I'm getting a little nervous actually. I think I'm starting to sweat. Is that normal before a mish? Can I do that? Can I call it a mish?
Morgan
Tell me about the drug you're gonna use to kill me. What's it called, fakadeathenol?
Casey