Californication Season 5 Quotes
You're going to live to humiliate yourself another day.
Hank
Charlie: In my advanced middle age I've learned one thing and that's ignorance truly is bliss.
Marcy: Oh God damnit, it's these hot young skanks with their tight pussies and their perfect tits! It's a fucking epidemic!
Charlie: That is so true! They can't be stopped, they're marriage killers.
Your work is done Dad, I am who I am. I have to make my own mistakes.
Becca
No matter how beautiful the grounds this place is a zoo and I'm a wild animal.
Richard
Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.
Lou
Thanks for letting me be the crazy one for once.
Karen
The older I get the clearer it becomes that you two were the best thing to ever happen to an old fool like me.
Hank
They fucking love you to pieces you dumb shit, we all do. You just have trouble loving yourself.
Marcy
Ah ambrosia! I love a woman on her period.
Bates
There's no keeping a secret in this town.
Charlie
That's just me, an ungrateful heathen, highway to Hell and whatnot.
Hank
Don't come back here without a dozen roses and your dick in a box.
Hank