Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAbbott Elementary Season 2 Episode 12: "Fight" Quotes
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Ava
I'm a pacifist. Ya mess with me, I'll pass a fist across your face.
Mr. Johnson
Barbara: Everything we planted was a lie?
Gregory: No, some of the weeds were yours.
I'm pretty sure that was I'll beam you up. Like, clearly she's a Trekie. She wants to beam her up on her ship. Her friendship.
Janine
Student: Mr. Eddie, I accidentally brought my seed to my mouth and accidentally ate it.
Gregory: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
Student: Yes
Gregory: Ok, let's go to the nurse.
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