(Scene cuts back and forth between Homer at Moe's and Bart at ho...

(Scene cuts back and forth between Homer at Moe's and Bart at home, who are watching the same wrestling match on TV)
Milhouse: Hey, that's my seat.
Bart: Correction, was your seat.
(Cut to Moe's Tavern)
Barney: But I only got up to go the the can!
Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Barney Gumble
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 8: "Bart the Daredevil"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year-old who's brave and bold! When he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!

Announcer in Bart's dream

Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.

Lance Murdoch
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