Post-coital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlaps...
Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlaps, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course, wait for it, cause lord knows I have, pregnancy scares.
Ted: Why are you smoking right now?
Barney: I'm always pre-coital, Ted.
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- Characters:
- Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
- Episode:
- How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 11: "Last Cigarette Ever"
- Show:
- How I Met Your Mother
- Related Quotes:
- Ted Mosby Quotes, Barney Stinson Quotes, How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes, HIMYM Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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