Peter, there's a hooker on the bed! Stay perfectly still, Lois...

Lois: Peter, there's a hooker on the bed!
Peter: Stay perfectly still, Lois, their sight is based on movement.
Hooker: Where'd ya go?


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Characters:
Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1: "North by North Quahog"
Show:
Family Guy
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