Oh, get this. He doesn't even have erectile dysfunction. I mean,...
Elliot: Oh, get this. He doesn't even have erectile dysfunction. I mean, why would you take those drugs if you didn't need them?
Dr. Cox: What's this? Why, it's a dummy-gram. And it's addressed to you, Barbie. Let's read it and find out what's in there. "You are disturbingly naive. Stop. Almost fifty percent of ED drugs are taken by recreational users. Stop."
Elliot: That can't be true.
Dr. Cox: Everyone. Would you go ahead and close your eyes for a second? Great. Now, would all the men in the room who've tried Mr. Happy pills go ahead and grab your fork and bang your glass.
(The cafeteria is filled with the sound of banging)
Dr. Cox: Thank you!
(The banging stops, except for one lone man)
Elliot: Ted! Everyone stopped.
Ted: Oh. Dammit!
- Characters:
- Elliot Reid, Perry Cox, Ted Buckland, Ed
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21: "My Lips Are Sealed"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Elliot Reid Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Ted Buckland Quotes, Ed Quotes, Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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