Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is i...

Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were, in fact the wall in which you're leaning against. Of course then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall in which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truely is. I know, here it's a conundrum, but don't you worry about it. I'll tackle that one right upstairs, in the meantime, you could atleast pretend to be doing some work, and right about know, even though you don't have your basket, aw it's just a terrific time for you to skip away Shirley, skip away, skip away, go head, skip away. Skip, skip, skip to my Lou woo!

Dr. Cox

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Character:
Perry Cox
Episode:
Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17: "My Student"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Turk: Dr. Cox, you are an attending, so you should know it's highly inappropriate for you to be sniffing around this woman all day! And you! You are a med student who should be learning from me, but every time I turn around, you're talking to him. So I'm telling you, I forbid you to get involved with that guy.
Kristen: Sorry, doctor.
Dr. Cox: You do realize that you just effectively signed your own death warrant.
Turk: Dude, do you, like, know any women at all?
[Cuts to Dr. Cox's apartment]
Kristen: Hi. I know we're not supposed to be seeing each other, but

Dr. Cox: You wanna know something?
Kristen: What?
Dr. Cox: I feel like I'm using you to get past another person.
Kristen: That's not as sexy as you think it is

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