South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralI'm just sorry I ruined everyone's chances to be on TV. Not Ca...
Mr. Garrison: I'm just sorry I ruined everyone's chances to be on TV.
Kyle: Not Cartman, he gets to be on TV anyway!
Mr. Garrison: Really? On what?
Geraldo: Obesity, anaposity, corpulence. Whatever word you use, it still represents one thing. Being a big fat ass. We have now, live via satellite, Eric Cartman, who is now so obese he can't even leave his bedroom.
Cartman: When is this gonna be on the air?
Geraldo: Do you have anything to say to the viewers at home?
Cartman: Follow your dreams. You can achieve your goals; I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!!
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- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Mr. Garrison
- Episode:
- South Park Season 1 Episode 2: "Weight Gain 4000"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, Mr. Garrison Quotes, South Park Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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