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Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCIf you put on a puffy, white shirt and declare your love for a 1...
If you put on a puffy, white shirt and declare your love for a 16-year-old, you're gonna be swinging from a flagpole in your puffy, white underpants
Jay [to Manny]
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- Character:
- Jay Pritchett
- Episode:
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
- Show:
- Modern Family
- Related Quotes:
- Jay Pritchett Quotes, Modern Family Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes, Modern Family Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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