I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you sho...
J.D.: Look, uh... Janitor.. I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
Janitor: Uhhh...
J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!
Janitor: What!?! Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!
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- Characters:
- J.D., The Janitor
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 2 Episode 20: "My Interpretation"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, The Janitor Quotes, Scrubs Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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