I have to tell you a story. When I was in the seventh grade, I w...
Elliot: I have to tell you a story. When I was in the seventh grade, I was at a roller rink and I needed to go to the bathroom. So I just skated right on into a stall and I did my, uh, private business. And then when I went to pull up my pants, I started rolling towards the door, which as it turned out wasn't latched. Now, I don't know if you've had any experience roller skating with your underpants around your ankles--it's very difficult to stop. Unless of course, you know, you scream so loud that they turn off the music and everyone is looking at you. Anyway, that's how I wound up with the nickname "Roller Moler".
Gerst: I'm sorry?
Elliot: I have a mole on my ass. The cute kind! Not the hairy kind.
- Character:
- Elliot Reid
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21: "My Lips Are Sealed"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Elliot Reid Quotes, Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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