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South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralI have it! I have the question. Now you have to answer me once a...
Stan: I have it! I have the question. Now you have to answer me once and for all! How come I haven't gotten my period yet?!
(everyone is speechless)
God: My child, you are a boy. Boys do not get periods. That is only for girls. You're friends were bleeding a little bit out of their asses due to an acute colon infection, and you're friend Kyle simply lied about it.
Kyle: Hey, how'd he know that?!
God: You will hit puberty when the time is right, but you will never have a period because you are a man with titties.
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- Characters:
- Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski
- Episode:
- South Park Season 3 Episode 16: "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Stan Marsh Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, South Park Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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