How much does this guy smoke? I dunno. You realize, of cours...
Dr. Cox: How much does this guy smoke?
J.D.: I dunno.
Dr. Cox: You realize, of course, it's your attention to detail that impresses me most. How many packs a day, genius?
Will: Half a pack.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I'm sorry, I phrased the question wrong. How many packs a day... really.
Will: Eleven. Now you don't know where I'm coming from!
(Cox whistles threateningly)
Will: Two or three packs.
Dr. Cox: Well, let's hear it...
J.D.: Oh, I don't smoke, so...zero packs!
Carla: What tests have you ordered?
J.D.: Oh. I know, I was just totally kidding with you.
Will: He was...we're all in on it.
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- Characters:
- J.D., Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 2: "My Mentor"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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