Dr. Kelso: Son, when you're an intern, you get treated like crap; and then when you're in a position of power, you do the same thing to them. It's inevitable! Like the tide, or the awkward toast I'm going to have to give some day at my son's big gay wedding. Mark my words: Eventually you'll treat them like dirt like the rest of us do.


Unrated
Show Comments
Character:
Bob Kelso
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 2: "My Rite of Passage"
Show:
Scrubs
Related Quotes:
Bob Kelso Quotes, Scrubs Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Scrubs Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Dr. Cox: It's a rite of passage that you have to go through around here to be accepted.
Jordan: Oh my God! You actually did something nice for me!
Dr. Cox: No, no. No no no no no no no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won't have to talk to me!

Jason: Did we do something wrong, Dr. Dorian?
J.D.: No, you guys are fine. You're doing a good job.
J.D.'s Narration: Still, good guy or not, there's no reason why you shouldn't enjoy the perks.
J.D.: You know what, I want the laughter back!