Xiao-Mei: Don't go! I need you to rub my feet. They're sore, and doctor say...
Gabrielle: Oh, cut it out, Xiao-Mei! The doctor didn't say anything about rubbing your chubby stumps! Rub 'em yourself.
Xiao-Mei: You treat me like dirt.
Gabrielle: Would you rather go live with Mr. Solis in a dingy one bedroom apartment with no air conditioning and no cable? Huh? No, I didn't think so.
Xiao-Mei: You are meanest person I know.
Gabrielle: I am THE meanest person. You've been in this country a year. Modify your nouns, dammit!
Xiao-Mei: What. A. Bitch.
Gabrielle: I can't wait for you to pop out that baby because when you do, I am putting you on the first plane back to Shanghai, and you're gonna be on all fours in a rice patty before the epidural wears off!
Xiao-Mei: But you promised to get me apartment in Chinatown, so I can work for my friend in restaurant. Start a new life.
Gabrielle: Tell it to my Chinese friend, Sue Me!