Señor Chang Quotes
Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo.
Shirley: This is not your baby Chang.
Chang: How do you know?
Shirley: Because I don't see any locusts.
I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You, sort of dodged a bullet there.
My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.
Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.
Trust me I know these vents like the back of my Chang.
Why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5?
Between you and me, I don't Chang a lot of chicks.
Landline? Ok, Grandma Bell.
Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.
Chang: Are you ignoring me because I'm Korean?
Shirley: You're Chinese.
Chang: Oh there's a difference?
Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?
Chang: Peggy Flemming. You're racist! Just been proven racist by the racist prover.
