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New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXSchmidt Quotes
You ain't ready for the California kid.
Paul Ryan 2020.
On paper we're as ugly as Winston's belly button ring.
The on-suite is on fleek.
My whole life is you.
I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.
I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.
Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.