Nelson [about the school's ancient computer]: My stroked out grandfather has more memory tha that thing Milhouse: How's he doing? Nelson: Better, thanks
Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?