Michael Kelso Quotes
Kelso: Jackie's good for gas money.
Eric: You are such a whore.
Fez: When does the boat get here, whore?
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a permanent.
Kelso: So that's permanent?
Donna: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Eric: No.
Kelso: You told me he was cute.
Donna: No I didn't.
Kelso: I remember, 'cause you said not to say anything in front of Eric.