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Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXMalory Quotes
Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
Airplane air is so dry, plus you're breathing in God knows what those tuberculars in coach are...excuse me!?
Malory: Well, she won't go to rehab and you won't let her die with dignity...
Lana: From an overdose of cocaine cake?!
Malory: It's good because it's cocaine!
Archer: Oh my God, and little kids eat it!?
Malory: What, were the Hell's Angels busy?
Pam: Busy being pussies!
Malory: Ron, take me to lunch,
Ron: It's 8:30 in the morning!
Malory: A bar then, whatever!
Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokey Monster here gobbles it all up.
Cyril: Only if you promise to periodically micromanage it and emasculate me.
Malory: Cyril. I would have thought that goes without saying.
God, how I envy the deaf.
Archer: Since when?
Malory: Since this new thing called "always?"
Well, how hard could it be...if Mexicans can do it?
Malory: I think I'll start shopping my memoirs! How does the title 'Secrets & Silk' grab you?
Sterling: Tightly...by my childhood's throat.