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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXMac Quotes
I'm gonna save my dad's life!
Mac: Bro you texted us 911 what’s the emergency?!
Charlie: Uh, well, our friendships in danger!
Dennis: We gotta get back in our apartment man.
Mac: Yeah I know, I hate Dee.
Dennis: Yeah I hate her.
Mac: Did you do that?
Dennis: You know what? I think I did.
Mac: Yeah I think I saw you!
Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.
How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That's ludicrous.
Oh, and also, he murdered and ate his family.
Mac: I don’t think you were there.
Cricket: I was there Mac, my whole face burned off, I was there.
He needs to be absolved so he can go crazy again.
Be the caboose.
Frank: So, what could we talk about?
Mac: A Creatin shit!
He's engaging you physically.