Lucy: If you want to keep sleeping with me I expect you to have my back.
Turk: God, you have so many rules. Get back, listen to you when you talk, stay out of your purse. Damn girl, quit playing games.

You have small but surprisingly powerful hands and almost no beard. It's like you were created in a lab for a woman's pleasure.

Antonio Sabatto Jr., my safely ethnic dream boat.

Lucy: I've never seen myself naked. I've been naked before, but I never looked down before.
J.D.: That's weird for a doctor.

Lucy: I've been hiding from my teacher, it's a little game we play.
Andy: Really?
Lucy: No, you can win at games.

Cole: After class, you want to go somewhere and get weird?
Lucy: I think you skipped a few steps.

Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Kelso: You know, you hurt my feelings earlier.
Dr. Cox: In my defense, you are a soulless creature from the netherworld who doesn't really have feelings

[Dr. Cox telling Kelso how much he misses him...]
Dr. Cox: When you were the Chief, you were a jackass and a nightmare and I hated you a great deal.
Dr. Kelso: That's a good start