Leela Quotes
Zoidberg, stop! We're too scared right now to enjoy the ceremony of your death.
Leela: I guess I'm just feeling uneasy about us being so on again/off again.
Fry: Maybe it's none of my business but if it were up to me we'd be on all the time and I mean all the time.
Leela: Where's that Chicken Soup we asked for?
Bender: Chicken, water, fire. You take it from there.
Zoidberg: And all we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix up.
Leela: It wasn't unavoidable. You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled "stop you're cutting my spine!"
Doctor: My God I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack, especially this far inland.
Leela: It wasn't a shark it was an awful, incompetent doctor.
Doctor: Wow, he must have been a total zoidberg.
Hermes: It was Zoidberg!
Zoidberg we were wrong! We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor.
Bender: So anybody hungry?
Fry: I could stuff myself.
Leela: I'll use that free app that tells you what restaraunts are nere.
Fry: You mean the window?
Leela: Yes.
Ahhh, I got a bone in my fruit!
Killing it seems like a hassle.
Leela: Where's the professor?
Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.
Leela: Or we could fly around it.
Professor: Of course you could! You'd be stupid not to.
Bender: Supposing we're not stupid what kind of stupid mission is this?
Brace yourselves it's tickle me elmo's fire!