We just caught you in a warehouse full of stolen vehicles. You're the one who should be trying to make a deal with me. If you're too stupid to see that, I don't know what value you have for the FBI.

Michelle Vega: Wiley told me he was a psychic
Kimball Cho: There's no such thing. Jane's just good at reading people, among other things.

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

We had nothing to do with this but we would have if they'd asked.

Jane: I think we should trust our instincts.
Cho: You mean take a wild guess.

Fischer: He made fools of us.
Cho: It won't be the last time.

Rigsby: Oh calm down Dillinger, we might as well be civil.
Cho: You think we'll get a nicer cell?

Abbott: That badge is a toy and you're all impersonating officers of the law.
Cho: Whatever. Let him go.

FBI Agent: FBI, back it up.
Cho: CBI, back it up yourself.

Rigsby: And we're good with that, killing the boss?
Van Pelt: I am.
Cho: Yeah.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace Van Pelt