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Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSJessica Knight Quotes
Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.
Nick: Wait. DNA can tell you that?
Jessica: Has Kasie taught you nothing?
Jimmy: I'm sure he's fine, Jess.
Jessica: Of course he's fine.
Jimmy: I just mean I'm sure there's an explanation for all this.
Jessica: Of course there's an explanation.
Jimmy: Exactly. Any idea what it is?
Parker: First time in history that a squirrel has ever been remotely helpful.
Jessica: That's a lot of rodent hostility. That's right. You're a bird man.
Hey, kiddo. I was just about to call you back.
Jessica; Dad? Feng
Feng: I did what I thought was best.
Jessica: For who?
Jessica: Who is this guy?
Feng: Someone who really didn't want to talk.
Jessica: Ducky's handwriting. Not that great.
Palmer: Well, he's a doctor.
You knew the man like no one else, Jimmy.
Jess: I give up; where do the tech trolls keep their caffeine?
McGee: You can't say tech troll.
Jess: You say it all the time!
McGee: Yeah, well, that's different; I am one!
Curtis: Actually, now that Director Vance put you in charge down here, you're the troll king!
Jess: This isn't about loyalty to each other or even loyalty to the badge. We're federal agents with a higher calling; our only loyalty is to the truth.
Agent Rose: Have you been practicing that?
Jess: A little.
Jess: Going up?
Agent Rose: We're in the basement; going up is the only option.
Jess: There's another one (flicks the off switch).
