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Fresh Off the Boat
Fridays 8:30 PM on ABCEvan Huang Quotes
And I don't meet the age and height requirements for elf duty, which feels backward, but hey, rules are rules.
Tall order. We're talking about a guy who still calls Germany Prussia.
We tried to do the responsible thing and it didn't matter. Let's just live it up while we can. Y2K.
Oh no, there's a hole in the foot of my jammies! Hello, Ernie the toe.
Evan: When I grow up I want my specialty to be homemade pickles.
Emery: That’s new for you
Evan: I was gonna tell you
Emery: No it’s fine. I guess I’ll just have to share a bunk bed with a total stranger (walks off in a huff)
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