Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough

I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun

I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel's baby pictures. He doesn't the cutest thing in the tub

Hello I'm Claire, Daniel's recovering alcoholic mother

I'm not letting my daughter's life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty

Claire: You do know I'm ordering the Veal Marsala and it's made with wine
Daniel: And the alcohol burns off
Claire: Then give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done

Alexis: I accidentally opened up a piece of Daniel's mail
Claire: Darling, given what we're dealing with I think Daniel is going to overlook that
Alexis: No he won't, it was a paternity test
Clarie: I don't understand
Alexis: Daniel isn't Daniel Jr's father... I am

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.